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Joke: The Brakes

A blonde has failed the written driving test four times.

At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass:

But the test had the same question.

โ€œYou are driving at 100 mph.

On your right is a wall, on your left, is a cliff.

On the road, you see an older man and a young man.

What will you hit?

The Woman walked up to the Examiner and said.

โ€œIโ€™ve answered this question all four ways, wall, cliff, old man and young man, But it doesnโ€™t matter which answer I used because I failed all four times.

How is this possible?

What am I supposed to hit?โ€

The Examiner replied.

โ€œThe Brakes!

โ€

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