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Joke: The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness.

After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,โ€โ€˜Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?โ€

The Lone Ranger replies, โ€œI see millions of stars.โ€ โ€œWhat that tell you?โ€ asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, โ€œAstronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you,Tonto?โ€ โ€œYou dumber than buffaloโ€ฆ It mean someone stole tent.โ€

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