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Joke: Thirty Years

Two happily married 60 year oldโ€™s were on holiday when they came across a magic lamp.

They rubbed it three times and a Genie came out.

The Genie was willing to grant each person a single wish.

The wife wished to travel around the world.

Then โ€œpoofโ€ a bunch of airline tickets showed up in her hands.

The man thought about what he wanted to wish for.

He said to the Genie, โ€œI wish my wife was thirty years younger than me.โ€ Then โ€œpoofโ€ he turned into a 90 year old man.

Whatโ€™s the moral of the story?

-Be careful what you wish for.

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