Joke: Tomatoes Per Pound

Customer:

“How much are these tomatoes?”

Owner:

“Ninety-nine cents a pound.”

Customer:

“What?

The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!

”

Owner:

“Then why don’t you shop there?”

Customer:

“They don’t have any today.”

Owner:

“Well, when I don’t have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!

”