A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away.
200 yards further he’s stopped by a police officer.
Officer:
“Good evening sir.
We’re testing drivers for drunken driving.
Would you please blow into this machine?”
Man:
“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.
I have asthma.
If I blow on that machine I will get out of air.”
Officer:
“Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test.”
Man:
“I can’t do that.
I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death.”
Officer:
“Then you’ll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line.”
Man:
“Can’t do that either.”
Officer:
“Why not?”
Man:
“Because I’m dead drunk!
”
