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Joke: The Tired Blonde

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself.

A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.

“What are you doing?” they ask her.

So she replies, “Hanging myself.”

 

The men are confused and asked, “If you are hanging yourself, you put the rope around your neck.”

The blond says, “Duh…I tried that, I couldn’t breath.”

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