My wife and I were at my high school reunion.
As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits … and their bulging stomachs.
Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more than I did when I was in high school, I said to my wife, “I’m the only guy here who can still wear the suit he wore when he graduated.”
She glanced at the well-dressed crowd, then back at me, and said, “You’re the only one who has to.”
