Years ago I had just delivered twins.
They were a boy and a girl.
The head nurse brought them out for their father to see.
He could hardly believe his good fortune.
The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.
He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived.
As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backward and said, “You can’t touch those babies, you aren’t sterile!
”
Without missing a beat my husband retorted, “Obviously, I’m not sterile!
”
