Joke: You Can't Just Leave Me

Lisa Adams

Feb 6, 2025

I was walking through the store, and I kept hearing an annoying kid yelling, “Grandma!

”

I was walking past her when he finally found her.

He said to her, “Grandma, where were you?

You can’t just leave me.

What if someone kidnapped me?!

”

Grandma replied, “I’m sure they’d bring you back pretty soon.”

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