Joke: Etch-A-Sketch FAQ

Q:

My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

What’s the shortcut for Undo?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I create a New Document window?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?

A:

Pick it up and shake it.

Q:

How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?

A:

Don’t shake it.