Joke: Sleep Like a Baby

At 3:00 in the morning, Laura woke up and gently tapped her husband on the shoulder.

“Hector, wake up, wake up!

”

“Huhh?” Hector replied groggily.

“What is it?”

“It’s the baby.”

Hector sat up a bit and listened for about a minute.

“But I don’t hear him crying.”

“Yes,” Laura replied.

“And it’s your turn to find out why.”