Two men crash into each other at an intersection.
The first man steps out of his wrecked car screaming, “You rotten driver, you wrecked my Mercedes!
I’m a lawyer, and I’m going to sue you for everything you have!
”
The other man responds, “You lawyers only care about money, you don’t even realize you just lost an arm!
”
The lawyer looks down where his arm should be and yells, “Where’s my Rolex!
”
