10.
Why it’s good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9.
The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.
8.
Crying can be fun.
7.
Fat clothes.
6.
A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
5.
Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
4.
The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3.
A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2.
Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
1.
Other women!
