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A couple were sitting in lawyer office

A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will.

The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they want to be treated.

The man turns to his wife and says:

“Please promise me that if I am ever dependent only on machines and bottled fluids to keep me alive, you will take action and put an end to it right away.”

The wife replied:

“Of course dear!

So they finished their will, signed them, and went home.

When they got home the wife goes in the living room and unplugs the TV and takes her husband’s beer and pours it in the drain!

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