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Joke: A long night of making love

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

โ€œThere might be some matches in the top drawer,โ€ she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.ย Naturally, the guy began to worry.ย โ€œIs this your husband?โ€ he inquired nervously.ย โ€œNo, silly,โ€ she replied, snuggling up to him.ย โ€œYour boyfriend then?โ€ he asked.ย โ€œNo, not at all,โ€ she said, nibbling away at his ear.ย โ€œWell, who is he then?โ€ demanded the bewildered guy.ย Calmly, the girl replied, โ€œThatโ€™s me before the operation.โ€

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