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Joke: How Does This Relate To Christmas?

Three people want to get into heaven.

St Nicholas is the gatekeeper.

He says they must give him something related to Christmas to get in.

The first person reaches into his pockets and pulls out a leaf.

St Nick looks confused, and says โ€œHow does this relate to Christmas?โ€

She replied โ€œMistletoeโ€, St Nicholas smiles and lets her in.

St Nick looks to the next person who reaches into their pockets and pulls out a set of keys.

St Nick, amused, laughs and says โ€œTell me how this relates to Christmasโ€

โ€œThey jingle, like jingle bellsโ€ they reply.

St Nick, pleased lets them in.

St Nick looks to the last person, and asks โ€œWhat have you brought for meโ€

The man, looking pleased reaches into his pocket and pulls out a skimpy pair of knickers.

St Nick, bewildered and red in the face demands an explanation.

โ€œWhat on earth!

How does this relate to Christmas?โ€

The man replied, โ€œtheyโ€™re Carols.โ€

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