"<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMy girlfriend said, \u201cThis is over. I\u2019m tired of your weird obsession with wearing a different t-shirt every half an hour.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMe: Wait! I can change!<\/p>\n\n\r\n"