Joke: Golf Curse

A young nurse is watching an operation for the first time.

“Excuse me, please,” she asks the doctor.

“But what are you doing?”

“This woman swallowed a golf ball,” he replies.

“And we’re trying to remove it from her throat.”

Noticing a worried looking woman seated outside, the nurse then asks, “And is she the patient’s mother?”

“Actually,” the doctor replies.

“That’s her golfing partner and she’s waiting to finish the game.”