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Joke: A rabbit walks into a grocery store

A rabbit walks into a grocery store.

He bangs his paws on the counter and yells โ€œa pound of carrots!

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The shopkeeper says โ€œIโ€™ll get you the carrots, but please donโ€™t bang your paws on the counterโ€.

The rabbit takes the carrots and leaves.

The next day he comes back and again bangs his paws on the counter and yells โ€œa pound of carrots!

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This time the shopkeeper is more annoyed.

โ€œIโ€™ll get you the carrots,โ€ he says, โ€œbut do not bang your paws on the counter.

You are leaving scratch marks.โ€

The rabbit takes the carrots and leaves.

The next day he comes back and again bangs his paws on the counter and yells โ€œa pound of carrots!

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Now the shopkeeper is mad.

โ€œListen,โ€ he says.

โ€œIโ€™ll get you the carrots, but if you do that one more time Iโ€™m going to nail your paws to the counter!

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The rabbit takes the carrots and leaves.

The next day he comes back.

This time, he politely asks โ€œdo you have nails?โ€

โ€œThis is a grocery store, not a hardware storeโ€ the shopkeeper replies.

โ€œWhy would we sell nails?โ€

โ€œIn that case,โ€ says the rabbit while banging his paws on the counter, โ€œa pound of carrots!

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