A young boy stopped by the corner grocery store and read his list to the clerk:
“10 pounds if sugar at 1.25 a pound; 4 pounds of…
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon.
When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to…
He sits down at the counter, orders a cup of coffee, and starts looking at the menu.
He sees broccoli and cheese soup and asks the waitress…
A rabbit walks into a grocery store.
He bangs his paws on the counter and yells “a pound of carrots!
” The shopkeeper says “I’ll get you the…
A lawyer is talking to his client.
He says, “I have good news and bad news.” The client says, “I could use some good news.
What is…
Three women worked in the same office with the same boss.
Every day, the boss left work early.
One day, the women decided that when the boss…
