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Joke: Three old men

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.

โ€œI wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,โ€ the reporter asked.

The three old men agreed and the reporter asked the first old man his secret to long life.

โ€œI never drank alcohol, I never smoked tobacco and I have been married to the same woman for fifty years.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s really remarkable!

โ€ said the reporter, โ€œAnd how old are you?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m 93,โ€ said the first old man.

The second man was asked the same question on his secret to long life.

โ€œI drank on occasion, I smoked, but not often and I dated some.โ€

โ€œAnd how old are you?โ€ asked the reporter.

โ€œIโ€™m 91,โ€ said the second old man.

Finally, the reporter approached the third old man and asked his secret to a long life.

โ€œI dated every woman that would go out with me, I drank until I passed out and I smoked three packs of cigarettes a day.โ€

โ€œWow!

โ€ said the reporter, โ€œAnd how old are you?โ€

โ€œ29,โ€ replied the third man.

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